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There was no one who ever embarrassed you more,

Than Martin Sidebottom, the kid from next door.

Martin was one of those horrible boys,

Who was expert at making a rude kind of noise. 

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At the back of the classroom, he sat there and grinned,

As he leaned to one side, held his breath and broke wind. Blaming his friends for the smell which was rotten,

As he parted his cheeks and let rip with his bottom…